10 x hilarische en herkenbare tweets over het moederschap

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Hoe verschillend we als moeders ook zijn, er zijn van die situaties of anekdotes die we allemaal wel herkennen. Denk aan een tantrum van je kind terwijl je net lekker even op de bank zit of random vragen die midden in de nacht worden gesteld. We’re all in this together, blijkt wel uit onderstaande tweets.

Dus hier een selectie van 10 tweets, die naast herkenbaar ook hilarisch zijn.

Het moederschap in tien tweets

1. Moederschap in een notendop

2yo: MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY

me: What?

2yo: I want some quiet time.
— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) March 8, 2022

2. Lekker tijdstip

I don't know if there's a right time for your preschooler to whisper, "are humans made out of meat?" in your ear, but I know that 3 AM is the wrong time.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) March 8, 2022

3. Even rustig eten…

me: how is your pancake, bud?

3yo, rubbing the pancake on his face: it’s soft
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) March 25, 2022

4. Hi, tantrum

I put 5’s peas in a bowl but she wanted them on her plate so I put them on her plate and they touched the pasta so I gave her the bowl back but it was too late I’d already ruined her life
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) March 23, 2022

5. Uitgesproken

I confronted my daughter about hitting her brother and she told me she was “just giving him a face high five.” I tried not to laugh. Honestly I did. I promise.
— No Idea: Daddy Blog (@byclintedwards) March 21, 2022

6. Van je dochter moet je ‘t hebben

My daughter told me that my belly is more squishy than a pillow so I’ll be accepting applications for a new heir
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) March 3, 2022

7. Heel. even.niet.

Stop Screaming! I screamed, in my gentlest parenting screaming voice
— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻‍♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) February 16, 2022

8. Meer koffie, alsjeblieft

I woke up, saw my toddler’s shadow, and predicted 6 more cups of coffee.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) February 2, 2022

9. Steek die maar in je zak

parenting is hard but so rewarding! like this morning I told my three year old “I love you honey” and she looked up at me with her sweet little face and said “I don’t love you. i only love daddy, and dinosaurs.”
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) February 2, 2022

10. Niks aan gelogen

Parenthood is mostly wanting to sleep. But before you can, you have to make sure other people who never want to sleep fall asleep.
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) February 3, 2022

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